field guide to the wild lucas
species
Toddlerus Feralis
height
42”
habitat
Sandy beaches, mud puddles, anywhere with a hose
known behavior
Digging, running, yelling, jumping, shedding wet clothing, general disregard for cleanliness
diet
Meatballs, sand, chocolate
phrases
“Watch this”
last recorded audio
We love you sweet, wild Lucas Grey
Seasonal Sighting
Where
His humans may refer to it as a “muddy butt meetup” or more formally “Luke’s 3rd Birthday”
When
September 12th from 4:00 to 7:00pm
Where
His natural habitat, Centennial Park
What to bring
A sense of adventure and tolerance for waning fall weather (wild animals party rain or shine)
observed: scuffed knees, muddy butt, and disregard for both
observed: unusually happy demeanor for age, species
